the old chEr

constant massage

2006-09-10T15:06:00.000+08:00

oh man.
i'm addicted.
addicted to ~gre gre gre~
so addicted i'll feel lethargis if i don't ~gre gre gre~ every once in a couple of days.
oh man.
tmr marks my execution date.
i guess i'm running out of my 9 lives too.
death toll for me?
1. of course lah. i'm only 1.
ahhhh~
i'm getting lame.
ok.
i'm gonna ~gre gre gre~ now.
still got that blasted tuition later.

MR. CHINa!!!
u better gimme a pass for my math >.<

~later

racist duckling

2006-08-24T15:23:00.000+08:00

guffaws~
stupid humour

pondering real and pondering hard

2006-08-20T21:44:00.000+08:00

[disclaimer: an entry so long chEr can't believe she actually did it ^_^]

yes i am yes i am. i know i look like someone who goes to college just to let time fly by and simply grow together with the seedlings in college. yea. innova is new. what do you expect? 50-year-old beech tree is it? you gotta be outta your freaked-ass mind to be thinking that. goes to show how putridly dumb one can get. but alas, i can forgive and forget maybe because my deliverance is just of low calibre. reflects fully the state of my english standard is in now. sighs~

oh right, before i head to what i wanna say, lemme kickstart the root of it all why i'm so free to even type down what i wanna say. because it is a big matter to me and big matters do get their spots in the archives of my blog alright. yesterday was my cousin, YuYan's, birthday. her first birthday! oh hell, she's as cute as ever and pretty smart alright! she drinks from the milk bottle with only one hand and sits upright when filling her tummy with enriched milk. and she's so fascinated with the music streaming out of my uncle's E-ROCKR that she candidly puts the phone right beside her ear in such an uncanny manner she looks as if she's actually speaking to someone over the phone. and when she's really grooooovin', she rocks with momentum back & forth and omg. she has the cutest back profile ever! her cute lil' bum bum wrapped up with pampers and whenever she plonks on the floor... *squeals* she's frigging cute lar. my vocabulary can only take me this far describing how adorable she is >.<

ok ok ok.. anyways, we had this gathering and you know, my uncles all know i'm sitting for my A's this year and they all know what i wanna be in the future and throughout the course of the splendidly laid out meal, they were like parrots, harping about the same ol' stuff. UNIVERISTY. in Australia. who doesn't wanna study abroad? i, for a fact have this overwhelming urge to study there. not that my parents are totally Richie Rich-material, i just wanna devote the rest of my education somewhere.

and so, basically now my point here is: I, FOR HELL CAN'T FUCKING DO MY A'LEVELS.
isn't that explicit enough? i'm sure with my crap results anyone can see that i'm not even qualified for the lousiest course available in any shit-hole uni. oh god come on, let's be realistic about it. i am. and others are not. they are still lost in that self-delusion that koh cherling can do it when they jolly well are aware that i am not even a quarter-way there yet. for god's sake. give me a break!

so i was thinking, everyone here in this world has definitely someting to fall back on. a safety net at the least, like me, which is.. poly poly poly poly poly and poly. there is absolutely nothing else i can think of.

then my uncle marvelously mentioned my dream uni. very good. well done. fab...
my insides cringed. 'cos i know... oh man.. it's impossible looking at where i stand right now.
[to those unaware. i'm like in the bottomless pit. consistently plunging and has never once been moving up]

so he mentioned a supposedly easier route to Murdoch [my dream uni ok =X].
that is to enrol into Murdoch College.
which is like repeating my A'levels.
which WILL be much easier to enter my desired course.
which of course is blasphemy, because my parents are not printing cold, hard cash.
but it sort of guarantees a spot.
because i'll be an affliate student.
which i'm not actually affirmative >.<

so i thought. hey! if this is possible, maybe this is actually MY safety net that i can truly fall back on, a God-sent second chance that i may have to fulfil my childhood dream. oh god. i wish. i was born with pretty average assets and luck is definitely way, way down south the list. but being an optimist, with plus plus plus [which means + + +, which means positive thinking] thoughts, i stupidly applied for Murdoch College. via the Internet.

i have like the biggest shitload of horsecrap in my grey matter. like what the hell did i do again? oh well, both my particulars and my O'level results have now been dissipated to the College. *smacks my face* what in the world did i do again?

haha.. but all's well. if i'm accepted i'll be jumping for joy. because right now, i know how inestimable this second chance is and i'm not gonna be risking it. both my parents' money as well as my dream.

of being a Vet.

yeah yeah, laugh at me. scorn at me. snigger. carry on, if i was embarrassed i wouldn't have said right here right now, that i wanna be a Vet. i'm proud to at least have an ambition and a passion that keeps my heart warm.

ah-hah. [not the "Eureka!!" type of ah-hah! here ok. note the FULL STOP. meant to be a dry laugh]

but but..
it's something that may actually happen.
but optimism and hoping blindly won't get me anywhere. with those O'level results of mine. i think chnaces are slimmer than slim.

and u know what? the uniform there is pretty hideous.
chamouflage GREEN blazers that have to be worn for a full semester.
& black LEGGINGS for girls when the weather turns cold.

what the fuck...

but you know, they say that "everything comes with a hefty price to pay"
& i back this saying.

adios~ =]

Bianca Ryans - America's Got Talent Finals

2006-08-19T14:48:00.000+08:00

America's Got Talent Finals & Bianca Ryans WON!!!!! omg!!!!! she won man!! an eleven-year-old winning a MILLION BUCKS with that voice of hers. omg omg omg.

anyways she's the girl in youtube i posted earlier on >.<

Essay Writing

2006-08-19T01:09:00.000+08:00

i give this writer A+++ for creativity, stupidity & boldness.
the rest shall speak for the writer.

*click on image to enlarge & READ & LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF*

America's Got Talent

2006-08-18T22:27:00.000+08:00

America definitely has talent man..
BIANCA RYANS
11-year-old
sings like Whitney Houstan
definitely a singing talent
she's like a million times better than all the singing competitors of Singapore combined together times another million.

just watch and you'll see what i mean.

oh p/s, just pause the song.. so you guys can hear her sing if you guys weren't aware >.<

Smoking Area

2006-08-18T22:15:00.000+08:00

a picture does speak a thousand words ay~

anyways click the image to enlarge to get what i mean..

love love love this photo.. it's a smoking area room with the ceiling painted with such shrewdness =]

p/s

2006-08-15T22:34:00.000+08:00

oh, anyways, though it's the most unimportant & least significant thing ever, i still wanna pen it down, 'cause i still can't get over the shock i had like 5hours ago.

someone told me something about Someone that happened years ago [unity days] and it made my jaw drop. my jaw could feel the coolness of the marble floor and i am not kidding!!! haha~ what an exaggerated illustration.

but thou shalt keep her lips tightly zipped.

i can already feel it's repercussions whenever i'ma bump into Someone or talk to this Someone. whoops~ seems like the cat's head is popping out of the bag & thou shalt halt instantly.

SHOCKING.
i can't believe it.
ha ha ha *laughs dryly*

it's so shockingly unbelieveable that i can't seem to progress with my integration.

god~

& i never knew... what the..

relevant GP articles

2006-08-15T21:47:00.001+08:00

i know it's late for our mock english test tomorrow, nevertheless, it ain't too late for prelims right? oh yea, CHEW TEEKIT & IVAN NG.. all the best for your prelims as well ok! we'll have a ball of a time once the dreaded thing is officially over! can't wait to watch horror movies with you guys again >.<

anyways, a few relevant article pertaining to GP topics 'n stuff =]

More disasters for warmer world

Frozen mice 'have healthy pups'

Schools 'letting down UK science'

Microsoft warning on online games

Picturing online gaming's value

Virtual kingdom richer than Bulgaria

k.. that's it.. i'm so bummed from the feasting & laughing & laughing & laughing & feasting & feasting & talking & screaming & pinching each other's asses =]

i love 'em <3

i love my demented, whacko, coooky, bonkers, insane, mad mad mad girlfriends~

relevant GP articles

2006-08-15T21:47:00.000+08:00

GP quick facts

2006-08-12T00:35:00.000+08:00

since i'm so bored at home and waiting for that freaking GOONG to upload asap, i've gotten so darn jaded i've decided to flip thru a few TIME 'zines to check out the Numbers column. & oh man.. i've decided to be generous tonight and share some relevant statistics =]

thank TIME & me!!! for compiling abt 10 or so facts. hahahah!!! not interested? SCRAM.. no one told u to look~

14 million iPods sold from October to December 2005- triple the sales in the same period in 2004.
850 million Songs bought online through Apple's iTunes service since its 2003 launch.
20 days Amount of time it took Apple Computer's online movie downloads for the new video-playing iPod.
7 days Amount of time it took the website SuicideGirls.com, which offers free porn videos for iPods, to reach the same mark.
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10 million Number of female fetuses that may have been aborted over the past two decades in India by parents hopeing for sons.
927 Number of females per 1000 males in India.
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150,000 Deaths caused each year as a result of global climate change, according to World Health Organization estimates. The toll could double by 2030.
90cm Decrease over the past decade in the height of Lake Victoria, Africa's largst freshwater lake, due to environmental degradation.
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3300 Year that Japan's population will cease to exist if the current fertility rate-1.29 children per Japanese woman-holds steady.
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$103 billion Market capitalization of Korea's Samsung Electrics as of January (8th-14th), making it one of only four Asian companies valued at more than $100 billion.
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2380 hours Estimated time worked by the average South Korean in 2004, the highest among all countries in a recent survey.
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$36 billion Amount of Chinese government funds misapporiated or misspent in the first 11 months of 2005, according to state auditors.

there there.. 12 fast facts =]
hope you guys absorbed some.. more or less, in case it comes in handy for next week's GP MOCK.. ahhhhhhh!!!

i'm gonna fail fail fail for sure!
alright!! back to Goong! if i'm totally bored, i'll have version 1.2 in a jiffy =] haha!!
ciao ciao~

another side of Sentosa

2006-08-09T17:38:00.000+08:00

*please click on image to ENLARGE*

nice right, i think not many are aware of the presence of such lush foliage in Sentosa. Although is artificial lar.. but still.. really pretty right?!?! the yellow-green and navy-green trees in the backdrop, with pink and red Bougainvillea on the bridge..

oh my..i'm definitely into horticulture.. yea.. i think this line of profession is so much more realistic unlike that *ahem* aloof ambition i've had since i was 9.

haha.. whatever lah, anyways, i've been to sentosa a whole load of times sia~ not to the beach but to Sentosa Cove. yea.. go see Lots.. parents considering to buy land and develop into a bungalow, oh did i mention one lot about 3 thousand square feet costs millions??

NO FREAKING WAY LAH!!!!

haha!! my dad's workplace is at sentosa cove so we were cruising around the place. and omg. i've witnessed what is called RICH MAN'S PLAYGROUND >.<

haha!! the OceanFront [condo at sentosa cove] my daddy said the starting price also SGD$3 mil. crazy right.. really for rich pple only. when we were driving around all the branded cars enveloped us.. our humble car... *pats* hahaha!! all the Jaguars, Lexus', Mercs, BMWs, Maserati [duno how to spell] etc etc etc.. wa lau.. all looking at bare plots of land. BARE PLOTS OF LAND I TELLYA!!! then still must develop.. walau.. these pple really...

rich......................................... $___$

hahaha!!
being rich will always be another unreachable dream of mine~

whatever lah.. without poor pple like me.. there won't be the status of rich. haha!!

can't wait for NDP!!!! rush all the way home just for the fireworks.. on telly T___T

happy birthday SINGAPORE

2006-08-09T00:05:00.000+08:00

woooo~
it's been 41 years since Singapore gained independence!!!!
so cool ya, even my parents are older than my country!! hahaha!!
but nevertheless, no matter how incessantly i complain 'bout my country, i'm still proud to be a Sinaporean & i LOVE my country & who the hell falls sick on National Day?!?! idiotic right?!?!
*sighs*
yours truly...
i've fallen ill man.. down with a stupid cold and sore throat. but what did my fantastic dad buy for us for supper just now? Indian Rojak, Hor Fun & Satay. greaaaaaaat...

and i ended up with diarrhea when i was bathing not too long ago.
in addition to soggy shit, i'm ejecting impermeable mucus and i sneeze as if thunder claps.
oh god save me..

arrgh~
who the hell falls sick on National Day?!?!

*shrieks*

ok.. gotta calm my nerves now~ watching Tamahome soon *hearts*

farewell dear car... evil laughter

2006-08-06T20:10:00.000+08:00

*p/s: note the futile attempts to censor the car plate no. *guffaws* what a total failure >.<

see, my parents love their car more than their daughter. she has officially turned into their beloved-car-&-owners photographer. *sniffs* they really do love their automobile so much more.

haha, but i understand why lar, cos poor little taxi-look-a-like is soon gonna be shipped to some unknown country and one day when my parents and i tour tour that unknown city, we might coincidentally see this yellow babe hurtling down the superhighway! my parents just can't bear to leave this pretty thing. hah hah hah... *guffaws*

like that'll ever happen *rolls eyes*

haha, not much to blog about recently so i've been posting up lots of whatnots. and see! i even took time to photoshop. bleah~

super sian arh!!!

bleachin'

2006-08-04T21:21:00.000+08:00

Ichigo: "bankai..."
P/S: the pic above is not his bankai. couldn't find one / did not have the patience to serach continually for one. the image is for added effect only =]

*swoons*
hell yea!!! the moment i was waiting for!! he took waaaay too long for his bankai *hearts*
oh man.. the way he said it.. ahhh~
i love bleach i love bleach i love bleach
i love ichogo i love ichigo i love ichigo
i love bleach i love bleach i love bleach

i'm really really hooked onto bleach man..

and i can't wait for the next episode!!

SOUL SOCIETY!!!
here i come!!!!
=]=]=]

nothing much lately, except the fact that i probably failed everything.
like what's new huh~
haha!!

so gonna enjoy the long awaited National Day holidays
oh.. note the plural. hahahahaha!!

oh yea. i'm pretty exasperated for one thing though, my parents just made up and now they have another row. i mean it's been like only a week since they had a rift and now they're giving each other the cold shoulder again? what's the crap about love and accomodation? compromise? tolerance? patience? i guess both parties are losing it, and both continually harp about "we'll eventually break up"..

horseshit lah.

don't give me that crap.

oh yea.. Click was really nice, was crying tears of joy and sorrow simultaneously, literally. it was really hilarious, then suddenly it was so emotional.. i couldn't stop my tears. man.. i'm so emo~ anyways, i really like this movie. really shows how we shouldn't always yearn to fast forward our lives and skipping even the tiniest & simplest of events because every scene is precious =]

i've learnt that =]

p.s loy: *singing* "i love you.. you love me.. ..."
muahahahhahahahaha!!! fushia baby!!!
*winks*

it's them pesky crows

2006-07-30T11:45:00.000+08:00

stop yappin' at me man... it was them pesky flies the other time, buzzing around me non-stop, driving me insane, and now it's you, you damn crow, quit harping at me already! don't drive me to my grave i tellya~ i'll turn into a vengeful ghoul and for the rest of your life and next, my incessant disturbance in your slumber will never ever bring you peace. so stop it already. i wasn't born to be ordered around by you, i'm not your puppet - never was and never will be. i decide what i wanna do with my fucked up life. yeah, easier said than done, but at least i'll be happier when i fail, knowing that i tried, than knowing that i've not tried at all.

oh, by the way, if it's really true that if one graduates with a great piece of A' Level cert, one will become a millionaire and if one wastes away two years not accomplishing nothing at all, then one's future is already set -- she will become a pauper forever.

oh hell yea, as if i'd be stupid to believe that, awwww come on, how old am i? i'm not blind to see that education is EVERYTHING. sorry but there are things that education can never replace. and oh, please be realistic, no degree no life? come on. bull shit.

i'll show you

Hungry Ghost Festival

2006-07-25T21:28:00.000+08:00

*solemn voice* today is day 1 of the 7th lunar month. the Hungry Ghost Festival.

*shrieks* AHHHHHH!!! & i'm friggin' SCARED outta my ass! i don't know why but i'm just scared of them, & that's probably making my yin qi higher & i'm becoming more vulnerable to them. sobs. i'm terrified of them. someone please calm me down.. and what's worse, those chinese astromers. they had to make 2 seven lunar months, lenghtening my fear and anxiety and paranoia. accccks! i'm scared i'm scared i'm scared!! T__T

and of course, without fail this year, i'm done with my offerings to our hao xiong di [fellow brothers] and i've burnt gold bars, textiles, money =] and incense paper as well as joss sticks, tea leaves and candy as well. and i told 'em hao xiong di not to bother me because i'm really jumpy during this period of time. & i thought i was rude. but i told 'em to feast =] so please please please, to the tech-savvy ones, don't pop out and appear in my tablet screen in the dead of the night when i'm "tirelessly" trying to clear my assignments. i'll die. really.

though as timid as a mouse now, for once, i'm never ever gonna abandon this tradition for as long as i live 'cuz i really respect [my] fact that they truly exist and once in a while, we are to respect them and their presence by offering them Hades stuff =]

oh,
P/S, I FREAKING HATE IONIC EQUILIBRIA!!! I CAN'T DO I CAN'T DO I CAN'T DO!!!

ALL HAIL ORLANDO BLOOM

2006-07-24T22:27:00.000+08:00

Yea yea, I know that I’m a little too late for his mega premier of the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest. Buta.. haha!! A TRIBUTE to his chiseled jaw, defined check bones, sexy voice, and and those thick curly locks. Haha!! I know I know!! I’ve gone completely gaga over him already =] his accent is just too.. OH MY GOODNESS~
I am melting here this instant I tell ya!!!

The movie is AWESOME I tellya, AWESOME =] I don’t know why some people said that the Black Pearl is nicer, cos I thought this sequel had more perk-time. I was just bursting into peals of laughter when Capt Jack Sparrow did the “kebab” stunt. I was just laughing!! And the part where Will Turner and the other pirates did the “pendulum” stunt inside that bone-cage. Hilarious I tellya! And the part where Jack Sparrow told the tribal people “snip snip”, “kill kill” etc. muahahahah!! Couldn’t control any of my guffaws. I love this sequel as much as the Black Pearl. DAMN I can’t can’t can’t wait for next year’s final showdown =] can’t wait! The appearance of Capt Barbossa [duno how to spell] has got me curious, TOTALLY!!

Anyways, I’m super glad that this episode had me grappling with curiosity cos I was pretty let down with the Matrix sequel, nonetheless, I love that movie too!! Like LOTR too!! Ooooh! And TROY~ I’ll never forget Orlando’s curls and Brad Pitt’s porcelain white ass. Haha!! Oh man.. ORLANDO………… *smackers*

*drumroll*
And now, I present you his highness,
King of manliness, charm, and an inexplicable alluring aura..

ORLANDO BLOOM

I love him
I love him
I love him
I love him

So, just sit back and gawk, salivate and drool over my all time hero =]
P/S, not much photoshop ‘cuz it is just waaaaay to0 much work and I don’t have time for it if you know what I mean [psssst.. A’levels you know?!?!]. haha!

Oh yea, you know today, we [bakemono] walked past a pile of shit.
Both loy n me suspect that it’s fresh out of the anus of a human.
Gobshite~
Totally GROSS~

And my maid. She really deserves a tight smack on her face from everyone in our family. My dad CLEARLY instructed her to stew our favourite pig’s intestine for over 2 hours and guess how long she took to cook it? Like 10 fucking minutes.

What the... Really, now I know why some employers just can’t control sticking an iron into their big-ass faces. Grrr… there goes my pig’s intestine!!!! I was so damn looking forward for tonight’s dinner man. Arrrgh~ I don’t need anger management here ‘cuz she’s just trying to act all dumb & sorry, bimbotic. Yuckers.

Anyways, want me to relate how TOUGH the intestines are? Try gnawing at Firestone tires. & if you bloody do not know what are Firestone tires, they are CAR tires. You know? That fucking covering for the fucking wheel?

Oh my, what am I doing? Venting my pent up anger on my Orlando-shrine-post.

Well, peace out =]

another weekend wasted

2006-07-23T19:56:00.000+08:00

god forbid me!! grrr~ what the hell is wrong with me huh?
wasting every weekend possible, i know that saturday is definitely reserved for break but what about fri? espeically this week's friday? when tuition was cancelled? i had all the time in the world since the evening till night to at least kickstart something!! arrrgh! just what the hell is wrong with me? and now? oh yea, woke up, ate mee rubus and egg tart for breakfast, then watching a whole 1 and a 1/2 hours of kids central, then going out for lunch, then gg to tuition. then cheese prata after tuition. then gg home to snack on butter cake. then falling asleep and waking up approximately 15minutes ago. what the heck?!?!

and Bring It On is on air now!! i wanna watch it!! although i've watched it several times but the cheerleading stuff has substance man!! oh god! i just wanna be more hardworking!! can't i? cant' i?

gahhhh~ i'm ranting.
just ignore this freaking post.

quote

2006-07-23T12:42:00.000+08:00

"The only way to have a friend is to be one." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

the contemporary men

2006-07-20T21:08:00.000+08:00

oh my, what has the world turned to?

MEN possessing PINK V3s?? haha, actually no lah, just that Alvin's using his sis' pink razr and i just had the urge to take shots of them looking really really really metro.

oh god. wearing pink is okay, but er.. pink bag, pink phone.. haha, i think i need some "time to organise my thoughts" [adapted from drumstick man..sorry i duno his name. haha!!]

sigh, my arm feels totally detached from my shoulder man. it doesn't feel mine. and it's like jelly now. so wobbly!! all because of the strenuous workout of badminton for pe today. but it was way more fun as compared to last lesson cos we used the hall.

& oh my god. Alvin has the strength of Goliath's haha!! i know i'm exaggerating but the way he smashed today at jerkwei, i think some indentation was made on the floor of our hall!! hahaha!!

funny! they make a great pair sparring =]

DINNING AREA

2006-07-20T00:51:00.000+08:00

come on, let us all rise to a STANDING OVATION. *claps surreptitiously* please please note the major major major blunder that INNOVA JUNIOR COLLEGE made out of the signs. oh my, no wonder our GP students aren't making any significant PROGRESS given the CLASSIC EXAMPLE of "STANDARD ENGLISH". like what the hell?!?! DINNING area?? dinning is equivalent to bringing the house down man!!! dinning area. oh so now we know.. let us all make a whole loadshit of NOISE in the CAFETERIA ok pple? cos this sign is plastered so nicely outside the PE staffroom.

BLOODY DISGRACEFUL can?

talk

2006-07-18T23:40:00.000+08:00

talk don't mean nothing to me.
because talk is cheap.
talk is free.
talk is worthless.
talk is still cheap.
i can talk.
so can you.
so why brag with all your talk,
when all you can do is just.. talk?
haven't you heard?
"action speaks louder than words"
note that "action" is singular.
talk all you want
talk with all your might,
but one day,
soon to come,
everyone will come to light,
that your self-conceited talk,
are all just a bunch of bull crap lies.
oh, by the way,
ever heard of "boy crying 'wolf'"?
ahhh.. talk.. holds a negligible significance in my heart.
so,
talk,
all you want.
=]

oh p/s, this is not meant to shoot anybody so take no offense ok!
i was just hearing some tabloid gossip n it infuriated me.
so i just needed an outlet to vent my pent up frustrations.
=]

oyasumi~
as if.. haha!!
still got a tonne of work to do
T___T
ciao~

unforgettable afternoon nap

2006-07-17T21:04:00.000+08:00

oh my god,
never, ever, sleep with your tablet running on a chilly afternoon cause i think the heat that radiated out of my tabby attracted a handful of mosquitoes and i was their maincourse for today. walau. i got bitten like 5 times and i can't stop scratching!!! eeeep!! it's disgusting it's making my whole body itch! then i was reminded of my chicken pox last year and the itch became worse. walau. what fine timing. arrrgh~

can't i even have a peaceful nap without having the risk of being bitten by mosquitoes?
and i swear to god that my house ain't breeding no freaking blood-sucking, probiscous-inserting flying insect.

arrgh~

anyways,
i feel so roughed up.
the A's is like a nuke, gonna explode in due time,
causing rifts and mega waves, disrupting my life.
my inner peace, my emotion.
everything that belongs and is a part of me,
is bound to feel the grappling effect of the aftermath of A's.
my life's gonna be majorly turned topsy turvy,
and i can't maul this ominous feeling.
shite.

all i ask for is some serenity and tranquility.
no, actually,
my body and mind is asking for that. not me.
placidity..
harmony..
quietude..
i guess i'll never get to feel that way no more.
arrgh~

museum excursion

2006-07-15T23:37:00.000+08:00

went to TWO museums today with the ladies of course. haha! bakemono & the dwarves. anyways, the walking really drove almost everyone insane!! it was hot & the pavement was uneven and did i mention that it was scorching?!?!?! a wrong day to be decked out in jeans and for once i am thankful for that! haha!

anyways, we went to the National Museum of Singapore and.. BIG MISTAKE!!! there was this sole pathetic exhibition. The Scenic Eye: Visual Arts and the Theatre. omg. omg. omg. for once i totally lost interest in abstract art. kinda boring and it was so goddamn abstract that out of the 23 exhibits, i think i could only appreciate a handful. the epitome of all abstract.. god i totally can't cross the line and enter the minds of the artists. way way way too deep for me. anyway, let's not delve into that. anyway, the museum was going through a facelift & the place was really pretty. great colonial ambience and we took forever, taking shots of ourselves. haha! and it was fun fun fun! the granite stairs and the dome roof was the perfect place to pose, and the museum is just flying high~ really pretty!! inside and out =]

ok anyways, we were like really close to YMCA or YWCA not sure though and we walked from City Hall station. so cos the exhibition sucked, decided to change our course to the Asian Civilisation Museum which was opposite to the Fullerton Hotel. so yea.. we walked back to City Hall station and walked all the freaking way to the Esplanade. my god. it took like forever can? but the views were really nice, so yeps. my aching feet were out of my mind for at least a while.

and on the way i ate my favourite cup corn!!! yummy!!! *_* and loy's candy floss on stick was melting like crazy. it was sweltering hot. so moral of the story, never eat floss on stick on a hot day. opt for floss in packet instead =] or better yet, choose cup corn =]

anyways, the ACM was way way way better. i liked the China exhibition the most. me and LL were seriously digging the ancient carvings on stone and marble and bronze etc etc and the beauty got me into a drunken stupor =] wow. you guys should really go there. anyways, by a stroke of luck [must be lucky's luck vibes], admission was free!!! cool eh~

and right now, i really appreciate the Chinese civilisation as well as the other Asian ones. but China really struck me the most =]
oh yea. did you know, the Chinese invented ICE CREAM? =]

and we took forever, & i mean FOREVER [!!!] to decide where to dine. was really digging O'Briens but it was closed. then the eateries along Clarke Quay were really steep so we treaded our feet, poor poor thing, all the way back to Raffles Place and took a train to City Hall. & walked SOME MORE to almost Stamford Court to eat at Magic Wok.

i'm glad i ordered the GREEN CURRY BEEF. i think everyone loved it =] and many had their vrigin taste of green curry =] heavenly. seriously. so was the soursop juice and the 5 other side dishes =]

oh yea. Lucky ain't lucky no more. haha!! she LOST TWICE!!! along with Suhui!! hahaha!!!
played the "zhong ji mi ma". haha!! so lucky!! me loy & cc were always, always out of the danger zone =]

and now here i am.. updating a really really long entry. it's been a while since i typed so much =]
it feels good to be tapping away =]

right now i'm so bloody stuffed that i look like i'm due [erm.. as in i'm gonna conceive soon] and my feet are practically screaming "SORE!!! ACHING!!!" to me.

so i'ma rest now.

oyasumi~~~

a non-smoking Singapore

2006-07-13T12:55:00.000+08:00

please ban smoking
please ban smoking
please ban smoking

please
please
please

because i can't help shuddering whenever the thought of having the supresses my breath as a smoker walks past me, with a lit cigarette inbetween his fingers. arrgh, and puff, puff, puffing away, dragging their cigarettes, as if the whole world smokes or embraces 2nd-hand smoke with wide open freaking arms. oh please, don't victimize the innocent, passive smoking puts me off, totally.

please, just make our country a little more pretty =]

there goes my saturday

2006-07-08T22:01:00.000+08:00

... sigh... time really really really flashes like lightning when one is immensely enjoying oneself. sigh, the long awaited high tea session i had today made my tummy even rounder needless to say. haha! but it was time well spent cos we had the lazy afternoon sun shining its rays through the giant window glass panels on us, generating a really warm fuzzy and cosy feel =] great ambience i tellya, Raffles Hotel. haha!! hey! don't comment ok! was my birthday treat. lucky daddy wasn't working today so we really took our own sweet sweet time doing everything. every bite was literally a nibble. anyways the scones, tarts everything, everything i tellya! damn shiok lah!

oh. and man, i bought an imitation today!! haha!! imitation!! if i ever bring that imitation to the USA, i think i'll get interrogated by the officials at the airport. ooops~

anyways it's just a $12 salvatore ferragamo wallet lah. but i really like it. but 12 bucks lei! where to find?!?! even for an imitation it's like a super raw deal already! succumbed to temptation =] but who cares lah. i'm too poor to afford one. really. muahahahaha!

fingers are getting sticky 'cuz i'm eating longans. mmm~~ thirst quencher =]

so all in all time check: 10.04pm from my tabby & i'm too beat to get any productive work done anyway. so i'ma call it a night & hit my sack! =]

oyasumi~

husband-wife jokes

2006-07-06T23:34:00.000+08:00

enjoy=]

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Father to son after exam: let me see your report card.
Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
P/S if any of u really wanna play this prank u can really take my report card. hah!

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: Billionaire

A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor."

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

girlfriends

2006-07-05T21:01:00.000+08:00

went to meet my girlfriends after the bowling session today at safra yishun and man i had my best score today! 74. i know it's really sucky but i really am satisfied with my performance today since i have the littlest bit of talent, whereas some person, claiming to be really lousy, walau, 112 called lousy for a noobshite isit? then what am i?

LL!!

haha she was the one who scored 112. and being the top scorer, we had her treat us slurpee~~ yums.

anyways, after the bowling session which i am so so hooked to lately, like ice skating, went to meet my unity girlfriends dining at my block's coffee shop. and man, do they eat!! all the prata, fried rice, fried noodles, popiah. their dinner's really...sigh, i wish i was as rich too. i don't understand why i'm forever penniless T_T

anyways, the epitome was when they siad i've grown tall!!
oh my freaking ass.
i grew taller?
omg
omg
omg
despite having heard that before, i didn't believe them till now.
sigh
i'm so happy, even if it's 0.5cm, i'm so contented.

arrgh, but i missed you guys so so terribly, one living 2 blocks away from me and the other a carpark away, but i hardly ever bump into them. and the other retard~ sigh, i miss going to your house to play ping-pong up in your attic and playing the really prototype nintendo mario. as for the other two girls, really missed going to and fro to school with 'em, they've brought me laughter, joy, tears, and companionship that are really dear to me.

so when poly people turn 18, they celebrate by clubbing.
they want me to go clubbing at Devil's this saturday.
siao.
i don't have clothes can?
i wanna be a geek can?!
haha!!

anyways, eileen tan, joan teo & sophia sim!!!! missed you guys lots n lots n lots!!

keats!!!!
my lonesom two twin!! always sharing always giving and always loving me =]
really do love you!!

tong!! yu!!
always having a ball of a time laughing, lazing chilling out!
we're cool man!

jelene!!!
my buddy since the third day i stepped into unity sec =] always on the phone waiting =]

----- edit-ed part -----
IVAN!!!!! all those super lazy moments we had, irritating mdm ng, laughing non-stop. talking literally cock & all teh what nots!!!

all my girlfriends!!!!

jc sucks T___T
i can no longer bitch the way we used to...
but nonetheless, i've made great friends here too =]

my maple encounter

2006-07-04T21:26:00.000+08:00

my maple encounter with Stohbi

anyways to digress first, i'm so happy with today's yield, although it was approximately a hour and a half's play, i sorta got 2 wolbi darts or something, a maple sword, a maple staff and lots of whatnots. and oh my, glass slippers two days in a row and a summoning rock. stuffed being barfed out by the monsters back to back. cool. uber cool. in a hour and a half's play. guess i'm pretty lucky today, and the roasted pigs, i tellya, they nv stop appearing man. and i had an endless vanquishing battle with 'em.. till my fingers really cramped up and had Stohbi come to my rescue. f3 f3 f3!!! haha

anyways, there was this english-jap boy we partied with and man, is he the most enthusiastic player ever. xXDKXx something like that lah. 14 going on 15. and oh my, he still has the mentality of a younster. anyways, since angmohs always develop at a later stage, i really don't blame him. but he sorta rambled on & on, really funny. guess it's a couple of years more till puberty hits him.

but the part where he started talking bout his guild, kusanagi, oh my, it's a defaming guild, i broke into beads of cold sweat. haha. damn scary lah, and i don't wanna let in the details cos i'm afraid they'll haunt me for as long as my bakachEr is alive in maple. haha!!

but he's really chatty & chirpy, non-stop, first time, his enthusiasm kinda enveloped me man. and there i was blindly executing and severing them darned roasted pigs and at the same time reading all that he hadta say about his guild and all the knick knacks. oh my. what an experience.

anyways, then there came this mother-fucker babydollx. just the alias makes me wanna convolt & barf. such a revolting nick. my goodness. must be some brobdingnagian egotistic narssisist. arsehole. one big ought-to-be-slapped-and-whacked-hard slut. shan't elaborate though cos it'll infuriate me once again and i might just blow my top till my head turns ruby red and veins and arteries literally start popping out of my skin.

sigh. i hate english. no matter how hard i try. it just sucks. just read the above once more and i'm sure you'll detect a gargantuan number of errors. sigh. really, english used to be my only victorious battle weapon and now, i've lost it to the enemy.

sighs again~

whatever, i'll just go with the flow. haven't i always been doing that? i'm so happy-go-lucky that teachers kinda feel helpless about me & their faith in me, i can see it very clearly. diminishing. and i'm not like some brat-princess, so filty rich, though money just comes from an extend of an arm and though the cash is some hard earned money given by the parents, she squanders and blows it all. how materialistic to the degree that it disgusts me. abdominable. i so abhor it.

oh yuck. today's entry isn't so jovial after all.

adios amigo~

GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY.
ballack!!!!! <3

sudden crave

2006-07-03T22:40:00.000+08:00

having an incessant craving for white chocolates in the spur of the moment. buay tah han.. really cannot take it, i've been chowing down like 2 bars of crunchy white kit kat bar & downed a pack of m&m's white chocs. and i am still craving for more. though my cake is white chocolate but... cake... i just want the chocolate!!! acccks~~ i really am going to bloat like a balloon & my fats will soon turn into blubber that's gonna be hard to burn off!! ahhhh~~~~ i'm really going crazy, it must be a condition. back-to-school-recoil condition. i just hate going back to school, everything'll just crash.

sigh. constipation. yesterday's dinner. felt like a native american.
western buffet. please eat with discretion.
all the cheese & choc fondue.
all the sirloin steak.
all strawberry mousse tarts.
all the coke.
all the fish & chips.
truly awsome nachos.

omg. really you guys, go to the Grand Hyatt Hotel for the western buffet.
nothing beats it!!

final showdown

2006-06-30T09:57:00.000+08:00

10am. i really can't wait for 2.30pm. & soon phase I of my nightmare will be over. so when is phase II?? simple. parent-teacher. sigh. just a really thin option topic textbook and i can't even finish half. my goodness. i'm like the ultimate failure man...

sigh. back to cramming. i tellya, yesterday night was the first time i really crammed. but cramming for 2 hours. that counted?

sigh. i really want the paper to end soon & i'll be back on my feet. i'll get over the failure of my A's quickly. i'm a self healer.

ciao~

popcorn

2006-06-29T20:22:00.000+08:00

yahoo!!! made some fab popcorn at home under 3 mins flat!! awesome awesome butter flavour & i cant stop popping em' popcorn into my mouth, feeling the crunch of every bite is so fulfilling. & better still, popcorn anytime!! just: microwave + 3mins = lovely crispy popcorn!! i really like popcorn =] but not those pasar malam type lah. kao. like eating sugar liddat.

anyways, the "pop" sound made by the popcorn just makes you salivate.

osh!

can't wait for prelim 1 to be over & then it's parteeeeeeeeeee~~~~

=]

popcorn, dai suki desu!!!

nice skin ay..

2006-06-29T12:52:00.000+08:00

haha. my customized skin was forgone cos of the lousy resolution quality, but nonetheless, the backdrop is now my desktop wallpaper, so all isn't wasted ay.. sigh, it's chem paper later & i'm gonna start bio soon after this entry is done with. haha!! i can't be bothered with chem anymore, i just sincerely hope that mdm lee won't have her water bag bursting when she see's my script. i think a glimpse of it'll send her bursting in an outrage of fury. demo... gomen... i really, acccks! chem drives me insanely nuts!

ciao for now! i wanna pass my bio.

parent-teacher is not my cuppa...

Lies

2006-06-28T21:25:00.000+08:00

Lies:

One day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river and her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"

The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.

The Lord dipped his hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimbleset with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

The seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked again.

The seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

The seamstress replied, "YES."

The lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the same riverbank and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her,"Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.

"Yes!!" cried the seamstress.

The lord was furious. "YOU LIED! That is untrue!"

The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.

You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up withTom Cruise. Then, if I said 'No' to him, you would have come up with my husband.

And had I then said 'yes' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so that's why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson."

The moral of this story is: WHENEVER A WOMAN LIES, IT'S FOR A GOOD AND HONORABLE REASON AND IN THE BEST INTEREST OF OTHERS. THAT'S OUR STORY, AND WE'RE STICKING TO IT.

anime overload

2006-06-26T19:44:00.001+08:00

haha!! my life now revolves around anime & manga, shoujo mana to be specific so i'ma gonna be a really boring person sooner or later cos all i wanna do now is to immerse myself in the hilarious & yet romantic lives of manga personalities. woots! anyways,

HANA KIMI is really good if you're really bored outta your ass and you do not know what to do, go read hana kimi. omg. lovely. the guys are hot hot hot. haha!! for girls only!! unless gays wanna see sexy guys, go ahead. haha!!

& now, it's AISHITERUZE BABY time!! actually no, i just watched the first episode & yuzu-chan is soooooo kawaiiiiiii. arrrgh!!! i love cuties little girls with really husky voices. *utterly speechless* & anyways, now trying to drift off to sleep cuz i needta recharge before cramming -i hope. haha!!

oyasumi~

i'm...

2006-06-25T22:19:00.000+08:00

i'm... totally appalled at my own resolve to study & for the record this is th first time i've slackened so much to the point that i've not study a single page of bio, half a chapter of periodicity & only 3 chapters of stats. this is too much, but on the eve PRELIM 1, i here at 10+pm am reading an awesome manga hana kimi (for you in full blossom). & i've just completed all 23 volumes of them. i'm such a failure man.

i'm trash T___T let myself down.

ah, i just can't wait for parent-teacher session, i'll get dessing-down session no. 3

my goodness, when will i be able to rid off my lazy genes? i need to give my lazy bones a good knocking. just thinking of myself & i revolt. my god. my god it's sickening

shopping online

2006-06-22T23:02:00.000+08:00

i wonder if momsie'll allow me to shop online T__T
clothing in sunny s'pore are getting tiny by the minute!! accks!

quote for the riches =]

2006-06-22T21:41:00.000+08:00

Cast but a glance at riches, and they are
gone, for they will surely sprout wings
And fly off to the sky like an eagle.

PROVERBS 23:5

get set, go

2006-06-20T12:18:00.000+08:00

ok. i'm going to officially start studying now. i know it's like the eleventh hour to even start but at least i won't feel guilty that i didn't cram at all. though one thing for sure is: my prelim 1 results are gonna flop. big time =]

ciao~

F**K

2006-06-16T23:29:00.001+08:00

DISCLAIMER: THE ENTRY BELOW IS JUST FOR LAUGHS, IF ANYONE IS TO FEEL DISTURBED OR OFFENDED, YOU NEED NOT READ IT AGAIN. THE ENTRY IS JUST MEANT TO POKE FUN AT THE PROFANITY. =]
enjoy

Fuck is such a versatile word...

Greetings: How the fuck are you!
Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.
Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
Confusion: What the fuck...?
Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!
Denial: I didn't fucking do it.
Apathy: Who gives a fuck anyway?
Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?
Directions: Fuck off.
Chronology: It's Five-Fucking-Thirty!
Business: I hate this fucking job.
Oedipal: Motherfucker.

The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history:

Where the fuck is all that water coming from?
-Captain of the Titanic

That's not a fucking real gun.
-John Lennon

Who's going to fucking know?
-President Nixon

Any fucking idiot could understand that.
-Albert Einstein

What the fuck was that?
-Mayor of Hiroshima

It fucking does "so" look like her.
-Picasso

How the fuck did you work that out?
-Pythagoras

You want "what" on the fucking ceiling?
-Michelangelo

Fuck a duck.
-Walt Disney

Scattered showers my fucking ass!
-Noah

Pick up the fuckin' phone!
-E.T.

Fuck Logic!
-Spock

I can't breathe in this fucking thing!
-Darth Vader

Fuck I'm hungry!
-Ghandi!

Do or do not, there is no fuckin' try!
-Yoda

sentosa

2006-06-16T11:05:00.000+08:00

bakemono!!! it's been forever we took another shot of our beautiful faces. beautiful for monsters that is. haha!! my bake-s would know what i mean. we are the pretty bake-s =]

von looks more civilised in the backgroud & loy agrees. haha

ya i know.. cannot see the difference if anyone got really tanned right? but Mr. Sun wasn't cooperating & we only had 20 mins of pure scorching sun so that's that. & the rest of the day was pretty cloudy. haha!!

i must be blind

2006-06-16T02:09:00.000+08:00

truly i definitely am.

'cuz i was just browsing thru loads & loads of blogs of pple frm Unity [oh look at the time. my clock's struck 2am a while ago] & i just realised [my bad] that if anyone of us were to lose in touch with each other, trying laytin's blog would be like checking the street directory 'cuz she has soooo many contacts frm uss pple on her web & u can find almost everyone, frm my class [4/6] & e few minors [ooops] frm the other science classes. walau. how resourceful can one get huh?!?! haha.

anyways, was blog surfing & i stumbled upon this joke that emphasizes on punctuation.

an English professor wrote the words:
"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Punctuation is powerful. =]

goddamit. so funny lah, can u imagine a girl laughing hysterically in the middle of the night all by her lonesome self? but alas, i couldn't hold back my guffaws & they broke up uncontrollably. sorry but it's really interesting how gender relates to ego. hahaha!!

burble:
sigh, the girls [bake & po] should really [thunder rumbling, gonna rain soon i think] take the pic that day at douby ghaut [wrong spelling]. i was just smitten to that GIANT adidas poster of BALLACK. wa kau! for his age, mmm really good looking. haha!!! i just hugged that pillar real tight & the slapping sound really invited disgusted glares didn't it, so disgusted too were the girls that they literally took off after seeing me hug ballack. i'm sorry lah, but i'm pinning all my hopes on the german captain to lead his comrades to the finals!! so i can watch it on channel 5!! if they don't even qualitfy for quarterfinals, i'ma faint man. 'cos that's the end of watching Ballack kick ball. i'ma pray that his injury recuperates at lightning speed so i can see him score again =]

mmm. i'll miss the soccer fever. 'cos it'll be a ringing bell in my head that A's is drawing closer & closer, creeping in on me & giving the scare. T___T

i hate studying. so far, i confess, the only thing i've studied is... nada. zip. zero. pok. nothing.

really i swear in the name of ___[might be offending so i decided to censor it]____ that i really didn't hit the books & now,

i'm hitting the sack.

goodnight, er, good morning =]
just in between.

maybe not since i'ma having a hellavu time chatting with my tootsie jelene. haha!! we're like having a text msh marathon & i think the past few days of >12h slp has acclimatized me with the stamina to chat for the whole night. gawd. she's waiting for the next match at 3.

you know how much i hate 3am. eps 3.33am.
i'm really superstitious
& i'm a cow at heart.
so scared lah.

i better sleep soon & desert her. hahaha!!
as if i would unless she stops texting me.

alright. an entry long enough to bore all the 'happening' pple.
sorry but my life's nothing but gibberish talk droning on & on & on & on.

chest pain

2006-06-15T21:56:00.000+08:00

yikes?!?! the same chest pain feeling is back again!! arrgh~~

anyways i'm glad that there isn't 2.4 to run anymore so i won't have to worry 'bout that friggin sharp stabs that i feel so often. actually is as often as breathing cos every freaking breah i take it just hurts T__T & ahhhh!! what's up the headaches recently?? my gawd it must be the heat! the heat! must have been cooped up for waaaay too long already! haha. but i can't be bothered with my studies all the same so whatever, i've been passing days breezily with the fellowship of the 'beautiful computer screen', reading tonnes of manga & sleeping more than 12 hours a day. just to stop the hurtin'. whoopee.

*smacks my ribs*

sorry it hurts alrighty, & seeing the doctor won't work anyway since it's a virus. fucking viruses! i'll never forgive all you mircroscopic organisms!! arrgh! how can minute enitities like these affect the entire well-being of a human?! it just pisses me off!!

anyways i think my date with RE is busted too, cos i think x-men has stopped screening. x-men oh x-men! RE shall pay by treating me chicken rice at the gombak stall!! muahahahaha!! i miss you RE!!! p.s. think chicken rice cheaper sia... aww u've got a great deal & a fab friend. =p

you are RE, i am TARD..
and together, we are... RETARD!!!

great pair don't u think? the retard-est combination of friends u'll ever come to witness in your entire puny, self-absorbed, conceited pathetic lives.

oops, i don't mean to shoot at anyone! i'm just really pissed off that i have chest pain cos chest pain equals breathing irregularities & i'm not even that tanned!! FREAKIG MR. SUN!!! why did the rain clouds override your presence & rain on us at lovely sunset bay?!?! hahaha!! i on;y got to tan like 20 freaking minutes!!

i had fun tanning with my beloved bikini. ooooh. haha!! i must admit i was the fattest among the whole lot.

horny? hahaha!! just imagine a fat cow wearing a red two-piece, i think u've lost all your appetite already!

hah!

failure at photoshop

2006-06-12T20:52:00.000+08:00

arrgh. after staring & scrutinizing the wallpaper that i did for loy for a whole 10 mins, i realised i have the least bit of talent. it's so messy, so random, so out of place. arrrgh

i guess i am weird in my own way, after staring at the wallpaper, i had the sudden strong urge to add weird stuff to it. again. ahhh! i'm really quirky in my own way man.

eee... i'm so sorry loy yawen.. took like 1 & 1/2 hours dolling a blank page but in the end it turned out to be... *sighs*

*chEr staggers back to her burrow that she recently dug using her teeth*

see! even my thoughts are warped

Y_Y

far away

2006-06-12T14:09:00.000+08:00

nice song right, if you go read Parfait Tic now, you'll be so moved to tears, cos the mood of both the manga & the song is just too right. oh my, i hate the storyline right now... ahhh!!

it's just a manga & i can be so frustrated. haha, look at the impact of manga on cherling these days, but i swear to god i'll never be a manga collector cos at the rate that the volumes are published, i'd already have a new hobby. haha!

so that's that & enjoy this love song =]

nickelback. i've always loved this Canadian band.

bugis village

2006-06-10T20:48:00.000+08:00

so packed.

the place was soooo packed man. & i doubt i'll ever go back there again 'cuz i feel so demoralized.

i think the shop vendors have shurnk every piece of apparel to 'mini' or is it just me? i've gained so much weight i can't fit into free-sized shirts?

arrrgh. the thought of it makes me depressed. hahahaha.

but there were really a lot, a lot, a lot of shoppers. & guess who i saw?!?!!?

is jenrine & meiyi lah. who did u think i saw? orlando blooom? BAH-HAHAHAHA!!!

haha. anyways, i nearly bought so many things today, nearly. but as everyone knows, being the pauper daughter & the poor mom, we decided not to waste money on repititive stuff that we already possess like that rattan [bamboo] bag that i fell in love with which i already have a couple, or like the bikini that was so kinky, and again, bikini ain't a necessity either, so i dropped the idea of purchasing one which was so damn cute!! had watermelon slice motiffs on bikini <3 so, we were being totally cheapo today & bought the cheapest possible stuff, though i wouldn't dare say that they are totally cheap at all. haha!

had fun anyways, munching of finger food & brwosing through racks & racks of clothing. mmm. too bad i couldn't fit into 99.99% of 'em.

*heaving & sobbing*

haha! but i didn't care! i had fun today with mama, scouting all the cheap stuff.

what?!?!

not happy isit??

i like cheap stuff cannot is it??
as if i can afford liddat >.<

message board

2006-06-09T15:07:00.000+08:00

wow.

i've been blog surfing these few days & i kinda realised & am overwhelmed that more & more people are hit with the tagboard SPAMMERS.

damn these people, so free with nothing to do, intercepting other's msg boards.

to hell with them all.

they are the cause of all dramma.

they are the lousiest, low-life, primitive-brained, protozoic life-forms.

arrrgh.

pisses me off just typing this entry.

home alone

2006-06-09T15:00:00.000+08:00

haha, didn't get to go out today, 'cuz mama wasn't in the best of health. the medication the doc administered was really strong & which child in the right mind would force their sick mom to go shopping?

so i'm home. reading Parfait Tic. mmm. nice manga. girls should read it. haw haw haw!!

anyways. can't wait to give Mr. Sun a visit on tues >.<

i can't wait

2006-06-08T23:14:00.000+08:00

i can't wait for beachin' next tues

i can't wait for pirates of the carribean

i can't wait to unveil my new skin soon
though it's been enlarged unproportionally & seems ugly.
but! i still wanna use it!
cos i love it!

can't wait to shop tmr!
hope can get new bikini.
[though i've ballooned & am a pig]

can't wait to hog onto anther bag!

can't wait for Father's day!

DIY

2006-06-07T21:45:00.000+08:00

i'm so poor i hadta 'cure' *inside joke - po & loy* my nails with my own insufficient expertise. haha! but i'm really satisfied with the end-product. all thanks to my 'designer'. haha!

i think if teachers saw the length of my nails & how elaborately they are done tomorrow, they'd pass out i guess. but they're really nice. haven't had such complicated patterns for a long while now cos 'designer's' style is chap-pa-lang [everythin mix together]. haha!

i've only good & comfy with tame & simple designs.
my flaw Y_Y
never ever wanna try bold stuff.

haha. anyways, didn't get to watch X-tv until just now. but. sigh. the guys are so 帅 [suave].

i really cannot take it.
deprived of good-looking people.
i just like to admire people with good looks.
they remind me of the angels in Heaven. a place i'd never be 'posted' to. haha!
!!!! which does not mean i discriminate average looking people ok!! i love everyone all the same =] we are all beautiful in our own unique & quirky way.

just that. i love daydreaming & i love fantasy stories where everyone is so gentle & demure & cultured etc etc etc.

knight in shining armour on a white stallion with chiselled looks &... &... <3
i'm waiting for you!!!
blk 662 ok! but i don't think your horse can fit into the elevator!

hahaha!! i'm seriously becoming demented.

haha. flashing back at today's array of events & ... ...
*chEr cracks up & doubles over into peals of laughter & guffaws*
damn funny lah. =]

Fruits Basket

2006-06-07T00:07:00.000+08:00

muahahahaha!

i finished the entire Fruits Basket anime series in one day! today! 26 episodes, all of 'em!

haha. i'm gonna flunk my A levels, big time. & i can foresee it already: F F F. haha!

anyways, i wanna watch X-TV tomorrow since my dear female classmates are all so caught up with their social lives they've forgotten the word "classmate". well, well, what can i do, i'm unpopular, unattractive and un-influencial enough to pump up their spirits for a jolly & fun class outing. hah.

nevertheless, at least i've got my own back. *pats*

& ps/ i don't mean to offend anyone.
again, i'm just disappointed bout everyone's "enthusiasm".

the driven-ness & cravings that i had beachin' as a class dulled immediately when i received the responses.

but hammie: thanks again for helping out so much... ... for nothing in the end.

hahahaha.

i'm being so bitter these few days.
period must be coming =]

i never knew rounding up 22 people was that hard.
i think i need to start enforcing consent forms =]
attendence: compulsory.
muahahahahah >.<

sobs
i still wanna beach

muddy water

2006-06-05T21:52:00.000+08:00

maybe i should clear this up? clear your head?
so u'd know?

that i use wireless at home.
which means i use router.
which means it's hack-able.
& pple who hack in successfully,
can view & interact with the pages that i have previously viewed.
& by sheer rotten luck.
pple can hack into my house's wireless so damn easily,
though it's secured,
cos damn, connectivity pulsating out frm my router is so strong.
and tough luck, must have stumbled upon your site.
must have read the degrading post.
& surely had tagged you.

cos i swear.
i didn't touch your message board until that night.
when u told me to read it.

i guess.
sometimes, things don't appear the way one sees.
& unfortunately, it has to be me.

really.
i shut my eyes
& close my ears.

humans are magical creatures.
because they can choose to filter away what they hate.
& precitpitating only what's desirable.
they can also manipulate.

hell. it sucks you know.
being accused by something i did not do & subsequently being slammed so directly that it hurts.
reality hurts.
it's shed me light on how our bond can be so weak & fragile & brittle.
no doubt i'm disappointed.
truly am.

but somehow. can't blame no one.
cos that's human nature.
deceit. greed. jealousy. conspiracy. suspicion. lust.
we all possess it.

maybe i am not trustworthy after all
=]

she's the man

2006-06-03T19:41:00.000+08:00

watched she's the man today. muahahahaha!!! i can't stop cracking up whenever i flashback on the scenes.

it's a funny bimbotic teenage movie that girls should watch. so darn funny lah. & the male lead Channing Tatum. *swoooons*

the movie is hilariously funny lah. really nice. =] great for letting your hair down.

*drumroll*
CHANNING TATUM. he's modelled for A&F & Nautica too.
God help me. he is sooo hotttttt.

photoshop is so much fun

2006-06-02T23:42:00.000+08:00

wahahahaha!! check it out! my new favourtie hobby! photoshopping wallpapers.

& look! i did 2 for von & liang. muahahaha. i'm so proud of myself.

it's time to unleash my creativity. ooops =X as if i have much. haha.

& by the way, they are un-clickable. i duno why =]

going crazy

2006-06-02T16:14:00.000+08:00

ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! i'm going crazy!!!

i can't resize my image & i can't host it with the original image. stupid photoshop stupid imageshack.

cool it chEr.
yea i'm cool. i'm just pissed. arrrrrgh...

i wanna host the skin soooon. i love it too much already & you know what?! i don't give a damn if pple say that it looks ugly. hah.

'cuz you know why? only ugly pple critique negatively when one had put in sooooo much effort. haha. actually no lah. i'm just venting in the spur of the moment. if pple critisize my skin, i wouldn't mind really 'cuz i'd tryta improve for the next. =]

so until then, stay tuned =]

new skin. soon =]

2006-06-01T20:01:00.000+08:00

haha. i can't wait to get down & dirty for my new skin. hope it's gonna look good. anyways i already have the layout in mond. i just need to piece everything together. still thinking if i need brushes for this skin cos i really wanna make it simple & explicit. & i've already uploaded the songs as well. muahahahaha.

LL & minmin sure scream de after seeing it, esp LL. buahahahahahaha!!!

haha. see first lah, i might use brushes after all. but definitely not tonight. there is the chem test tmr, but as usual, as if i'd study for it. haha. though i'm no genius, i'm no diligent student as well.

lalala~~ i'm soon gonna be ranked last in the whole of the college. hah. i'd be anticipating that =]

ok. back to watching Mai HiMe. it's getting nicer & nicer =]

=]

2006-05-31T16:26:00.000+08:00

sad songs. no more.
angry songs. no more.
vengeful songs. no more.

cos songs represent my moods.

me?

angry. no more.
sad. no more.
worried. no more.

i'll return back to the original me.

crazy, cool, calm & collected.

enjoy the songs ok. Summer Love's so groovy right? really like it though i duno what the heck the song's about. but definitely positive although there's a hint of bidding farewell to a fling or something. haha. =]=]=]

carnivores

2006-05-31T11:41:00.000+08:00

haha!! look at my freezer!! i never knew my family was such carnivores man. the whole freezer just bursting with meat. an assortment of pork, mutton, beef, chicken, fish. it's really exaggerating especially when we stock up every fortnightly man. & the thing is i hardly remember eating loads of proteins during dinnertime. hahaha!! i can't believe it.

meeeeeeeeeat!!!!

i'm starting to get hungry now. but. there's only meat. meat in the morning?

i'll pass.

i'll just wait for lunch.

heh heh heh!!!

still Bleachin'!

ciao ciao

bleach

2006-05-30T23:56:00.000+08:00

i am so Bleachin' lah... i can't take it.

anyways, i'm at episode 72 so as to speak. so fast right. i only started wtaching like last week or something. i'm so hooked anyways, to the theme songs, characters, storyline.

i think Japenese manga artists. er... authors? what category do they fall under anyways?! what the heck. i mean, they really do have one hell of a great creative mind man.

if only i had such creativity.

hmmms.

back to bleachin'!!

~ciao ciao =]

p.s.

2006-05-28T21:50:00.000+08:00

oh yea. just to clear my name if many of you think that i'm evil or crazy or just plain mad.

i've tolerated the person below for almost 6 fucking years le. until i exploded a few days ago.

i have great tolerance & by some force of nature, presumably major PMS, i just ballooned & *pop* burst.

i'm sorry. but tolerating a person for 6 years, i'm kinda tormented here.

just try imagining 6 years.

it's not that easy you know, that i've nv picked a fight with that peson before.

& note that i'm no enemy of hers. i'm just pissed that's all.

did you see me curse with vulgarities? explicit ones i mean? like chao chee bye or fuck?

noooo. i did not. cos i still respect the fact that no one is born perfect.

we are, after all, human. any pursuit for perfectness, will only be a letdown in the end.

i can't blame someone who looks so perfect on the outside can be sooo ugly in the inside.

there there. =]

i'm not angry, really. so stop bugging me who it is. cos this person's identity is going into the grave with me.
six feet under.

i need to VENT

2006-05-26T22:39:00.000+08:00

P.S. the post is going to be ignored of any spelling grammar or tense error. i can't be bothered. & you need not read any of this =]

i hate you.

i really do.

u piss me off.

even when you aren't heard or can't be seen, your mere spiritual presence makes me boil.

fuck off you muthafucker.

two-faced bitch.

wanna know the synonyms to describe you? hope you improve your profanities ok =]

you are:
a bitch
a slut
a low-life
a shallow piece of fucking shit
a B-girl
a bimbo
a bawd
a hustler
a whore
a tramp
a trollop
jezebel
a tart

leave me alone alright? all your so-called genuinity is so ironically fake & artificial. plastic face plastic smile plastic concern

hate you hate you hate you

you are the worst friend i've ever had.

WORST.

liar
deceiver
deluder
phony
fibber
con-artist
fabricator
bastard
wretch

you'll be struck by lightning one day and left to rot with all your favourite decomposers =]

by the way, NO WORD IN THE DICTIONARY CAN DESCRIBE HOW PHONY HOW FAKE HOW EVIL HOW DISGUSTING HOW PUTRID YOUR CHARACTER IS. EVEN IF THERE IS SUCH A WORD, IT ONLY REFLECTS 0.001% OF YOUR WICKEDNESS.

fucker.

there there. first and the last time i'll ever vent.
sorry, like i said, i'll burst one day.
wait till i burst in front of your revolting mask one day.
you wait & see.
i don't care about all the angelic faces you've given.
i don't care if pple can't find flaws in you.
too bad.
every inch i see n hear n feel, you are just toooooo normal to be perfect.
go and die lah, perfect little girl.
go.
go and very well fuck off & die.
six feet under please.
with no coffin.
i want your decomposition to be extraaa tasty without the staleness of dead wood.

i know i'll get hit by lightning too for i have sinned hating a person this much. but deceiving me until others told me what happened? your punishment is going to be infinity times worse than me.

i hope that even torturers at the gates of hell can't accept you and flick you away from hell because hell would be a haven for you.

you won't be in hell, but in heaven. where God himself will punish you.

see how evil you are already?

GP prelim [1]

2006-05-25T21:46:00.000+08:00

oh, hah. i can't wait to see my sleazy & shoddy results for GP. haha. really. i'm not cramming & here i am, blogging. and? watching Bleach. woo~

anyways, haven't got the brightest attitude for tmr's paper. i just hope something like crime & poverty would come out again. cos that's the only thing i can [hopefully] write.

full length essay? without any practice since the start of Jan 01 2006? highly impossible.

hah.

ciao ciao~

watch at your own discretion!!!

2006-05-25T13:13:00.000+08:00

this is super super grotesque.

don't puke all over your pc aiights =]

sketch: butterfly

2006-05-24T23:37:00.000+08:00

a quick sketch to destress myself.
pretty worried bout the english paper.

don't say it's ugly cos i know it is. haha.
don't say the wings aren't the same. i meant it to be like that.
don't say the wings look different. i'm not cliche.
don't say anything.

just try to admire ok?

this is my kind of art =]

so easily irritated

2006-05-24T22:54:00.000+08:00

i'm a boring person lest the daily activities. hah. anyways, i think i'm not gonna make it for prelim 1. no way am i gonna cram for this holiday man, i mean, it's not as if... ... ...

oh shut up. such an entry would make this blog more bland than it already is.

haha. anyways, i think i've got an extremely premature case of PMS. i mean, my period's just over a week or so ago, and yet i get so provoked easily recently. come on, i'm near 18, i can't be phasing in to puberty part two right? it's udder madness.

anyways, i don't feel lik ranting cos i've learnt to bottle things up. no use ranting, it's not my style of feeling better. unlike *ahem -you know who you are!*, haha, don't worry, my ears are always there for your incessent bek cek-ness. i'm a certified listener aights =]

ok, i'm gonna watch Bleach. i know i'm slow [episode 6] but at least i'm progressing!

finally, with many days of tolerance & perseverance of not eating, oh! this must be the reason why i've got PMS!! anyways, i managed to cough up 35 bucks for prom's 1st deposit. yay =]

my hair's growing for this sole reason ok! haha!
i can't believe it >.<

X-Men 3 : The Last Stand

2006-05-21T22:14:00.000+08:00

pirates of the carribean 2

2006-05-21T22:02:00.000+08:00

the davinci code [blade & chalice]

2006-05-21T00:21:00.000+08:00

just reached home from the theatres & of course, supper. haha. i love suppers.

anyways, here is my review of the movie. erm. how shall i put it. the storyline & Frace & London is amazing, really, but it wasn't really much to start off with. Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks is Tom Hanks. Robert Langdon is Robert Langdon. i still can't associate both of them together. Him acting out the role as Langdon. Robert Langdon [to me] should be acted out by some fresh, out of the oven actor, someone new, who can really take after the description of Langdon. not just a great actor depicting the character. Unlike Sophie Neveau, played by, Audrey Tautou, was wholly appropriate cos.. how do i put it? it's better to see new pple acting out new great roles. like Harry Potter. New actor takes after famous character. not Famous actor taking after famous character.

second. maybe you should just read the book right before you're gonna watch it, so u can understand the movie a whole lot better. or, do the otherwise, watch then read. cos the whole movie's like literally a MOTION PICTURE. translating words from a book to pictures. dialoges in the novel are spoken right out of the actors' mouths. i really liked the accents though. different scenes in sentences transformed into pictures in really lovely settings. how i wish Singapore preserved the many historical buildings, it'll look so much like London or France then, rich in history as well as the present modern architecture.
the whole movie was like Harry Potter, whatever you write on paper turns into motion.

& lastly, the novel was compelling & intriguing. but the movie totally lacked this important -at least to me- quality. the movie was just abit dry. i can't feel the adrenaline rush of intensity & suspense. i can't.

but i think Dan Brown is as successful as J.K Rowling or maybe even more successful. pieceing together logical fiction to produce a work so strong & influential & unbelievably real that can anger the Vatican & many Christain leaders just goes to show how talented & what a genius he [Dan Brown] is. god.

i really don't mind watching the movie again cos the book's with von & i can't satiate my hunger pangs for the book. so i guess i'll settle with the movie again on monday. and i can save more time too. reading to me is a little labor intensive cos i read really slow. yay. this time round i'ma absorb everything in the movie & tryta understand the words. like pagan, sacrophagus [something... Mary Magdelene's coffin is it? or the vase?]. so cool lah.

the book is damn cool.

i so wanna visit the Louvre.

the blade & chalice. i'll never forget that.
& Silas' [Paul Bettany] porcelein white asssssss. hahahahaha!! =p

*sorry for any gramma or spelling or whatever mistakes. it's so late already. i'm too tired to revise. ciao ciao~~

house lizards. how i loathe them

2006-05-19T23:01:00.000+08:00

darn maid of mine, i'm not blaming her or anything, but ever since she got here, my house is infested with damn lizards. i hate lizards, as much as von, maybe even more, if i do not express my abhorrence does not mean i don't repel them lizards.

ok i'm ranting. i'm ranting because i saw a fucking lizard trespass my bathroom. fucking lizard. it revolts me whenever i detect an invading enemy of koh cher ling. i possess a deep rancour whenever i spy on that hateful soft-squishable brute in my house, needless to say the bathroom where i'm most vulnerable because when you bathe you are naked & when you are naked it is difficult to run out of the bathroom without a towel wrapped on you. & when i see lizards in the toilet when i'm naked & bathing, the odds are, my neighbour will without any qualms witness me in my frenzy. naked. so when i'm in a frenzy i'll go berserk. because what if i still have shampoo & lather on me? how do i even get out of the toilet safely without being seen by my maid? it drives me to the most primitive thought. going absolutely insane.

that's why i hate lizards. because:
> they are squishy
> they have translucent bodies & i can see their grotesque insides
> their tails wriggle so haphazardly whenever they drop off.
> i'll shriek i swear whenever i see the sight of lizard tails.
> my teacher once told me that lizard tails will get into your ears.
> ewww. gross. & i am totally taken in because i don't know if it's true.
> and. whenever they start chirruping or chirp or whatever [i'm no lizard pro] every strand of hair will stand on their ends & my spine tingles & my stomach sloshes bile.
> & i hate the fact that they shit onto walls. simply abominable.

i hate lizards.

most distasteful creatures on Earth. along with a whole list of scornful insects & animals that koh cher ling can absolutely not stand.

like:
cockroaches
earthworms
snails
slugs
grasshoppers
ladybugs
preying mantis
locusts
ants [esp those that run real quick]
fat fat caterpillars
butterflies
etc etc

basically if it's an insect with six to a million legs
or it's squishy
or it's a invertebrate
or it has an exoskeleton
or it has semi-transparent skin
or it flies [even birds. i hate birds that fly. esp crows]
or it is able to regenerate itself when its limbs or whatever gets chopped off [starfish, earthworm etc]
i detest 'em all

hateful hateful creatures.
such pesky dinks.
arrgh. i'm feeling malevolent.

chickxpress

2006-05-18T13:25:00.000+08:00

kao. this is so brutal lah.

chickxpress

am i? am i?

2006-05-17T20:23:00.000+08:00

the thought of changing song is really inviting, but i'll just let this song linger for another couple of days maybe? haha.

i'm getting novel-hooked these days.

anyways, back to my mian agenda here today. i was told [& read], a little over a couple of times that i've got a unique character, personality. really. do i? but why do i feel so normal? i feel like i'm just like everybody else, i'm normal aren't i? just the very prevalent personalities around here. not?

unique? what's that supposed to mean? how do you guys even define unique? i've been prodding over the "cher has unique character" thing and curiosity is tipping over the barrel of questions that i have. oh my, am i weird? *quizzical look*

tell me. am i? am i weird? i mean weird's juxtaposed to unique & i don't think people would deny that.

arrgh. it's driving me nuts. to think i always thought i've got such a normal personality.

am i eccentric? an oddball? freak? am i even queer???????

ahem

2006-05-14T22:03:00.000+08:00

DON'T SAY THAT THE SONG ISN'T NICE ALRIGHT, ACTUALLY IT'S FANTASTIC. CAN'T YOU HEAR A STRIKING SIMILARITY BETWEEN THIS CHINESE SINGER & AMY LEE, FRONTWOMAN OF EVANESCENCE???

this song is from that 9pm drama that i say v nice lah. hahahaha. the song is grasps me equally. her voice damn nice lah, so hard to hear such solid voices in females these days, although i'm unfit to judge since i can't even sing. haha. but she's a great vocalist lah =]

tell me that this song is nice, because i know it is.

please listen to the song carefully. damn nice lah. though the lyrics abit... er... hahaha. i thought i heard something like water chestnut - 马蹄 - from the song itself. haha.

Angel =]

2006-05-14T17:12:00.000+08:00

i know the pictures aren't clear, cos you know why? no lah, i won't blame it on Motorola V3's incompetence. i might just as well get sued since web pages get spread around so rampantly. it's prevalent. haha.

but forgive the lousy quality & everyone will come to light how BEAUTIFUL my darlin' Angel is.

but one thing for sure, she doesn't look anything close to an angel, actually she's a devil in disguise. muahahahahahahaha!

but she's got to be the most hyperactive dog i've ever since, she's way past the maturity stage & yet still prances about the whole flat, frolicking on the marble flooring. haha! & she has a knack of not braking, always crashing into wastepaper baskets or my dad's legs.

but all in all, she's one adorable honey & i love her. always!!!!!

shagggggggggged

2006-05-14T12:22:00.000+08:00

i think i deserve a standing ovation from my dearest classmates cos i accomplised an ultimate feat last night that nearly sucked my soul outta me. hah.

anyways i completed 21 articles for the reading file which i have been in debt for the past month. haha, i never knew "accumulation" could be so frighteningly scary. hah. so i took like 6-7 hours to complete. don't say i'm inefficient cos i hadta browse thru the gazillion TIME magazines and photocopy desirable articles. & in the midst of that i was watching my favourite sat 9pm drama series which was the final episode & hell, no way was i gonna miss it for anything. sobs~ so sad la the ending, i'm immature lah, i hate tragic endings and yesterday was like the pinnacle lah, everyone except the main lead died. almost infeasible. but 仙剑奇侠传 [something like that] really really really addictive. hahahaha. i love the songs. so, so, so full of emotion. hahahaha!

my mind's full of terms like 'deficit' 'global warming' 'stem cells' 'billion' yada yada. you get what i mean. english is fun reading, remembering the facts coagulates my brain. >.<

stop asking me.

2006-05-13T13:56:00.000+08:00

yea. stop it. stop asking me why my links are all jumbled up & not in alphabetical sequential order. you wanna know the ans? go read me emergenetics test. it reads-- yellow: 86.

so now you know. i'm a high, super high yellew person.

yellow people are
disorganised
messy
haphazard
disorderly
unsystematic
shuffled
spazed out
chaotic
& most of all,
can't-be-bothered.

damn. i love my vocabulary. don't tell me no one learnt a new word. hahahaha!!
kidding only! kidding only!!!
i see an ominous crowd of deranged people circling me.
hahahaha. chem is driving me absolutely barmy & kooky & wacky & dippy &.. &.. &..
ok, i see the league encapsulating me already.
"ahhhhhhhhh", and cherling drowns in the balmy crowd.

look what jen got me

2006-05-13T00:36:00.000+08:00

see! jen went to kino today & look at what she spotted!!!!!! & took for me specially. muahahaha!!

>.<

whatever did my honey do?!?!

p.s everyone, i'm officially Mrs. Bloom.

alvin, pengyong, yawen, von, LL can vouch for that

*ahem, rmbr the water bottle in the dustbin thing on thur?!?! muahahahahahahahahaha

period & my complication

2006-05-12T21:28:00.000+08:00

ha ha ha! finally, i remember telling jojo on thur night that i was ovulating cos my tummy hurt & the next morning, my goodness. red.

anyways. i rembered too, telling zoe or cc that with menses, my bowels move more smoothly & today i experienced the apex, the ultimate full force of it. i shit in the morning after waking up, i shit in the afternoon after lunch & i just shit again after dinner. like omg lah, let me clarify okay, i didn't just shit like one or two er.... globs if i must say, what i had was three solid egestion sessions.

how can this be? my asshole's all sore from the toilet paper wiping. arrgh. anyways, it's not like i've got a buzzing metbaolic rate, do i? see my size & my weight & you'll be enlightened. hah.

but anyhow, i feel so so so much weaker than i used to some years ago. during unity days, menses never bothered me, only the supply of toilet paper [in the sch/public toilet] when i change into fresh pads that's all. but lately, it hurts to have my period. i thought i should feel sanitised? like what mr. azahar said, "it cleans your vagina." but why must cleaning hurt so much? it's not just the usual contractions but i duno, it hurts T___T & not only do i feel giddy, i can't do hw at all. it's that bad. the most i could manage todat was 4(b) of group II elements, and look at the time now. [my desktop clock reads 9.43pm]

how productive. & i'm supposed to go out tmr. what the hell.

i feel anemic & light-headed.

save me!

appreciated

2006-05-11T23:30:00.000+08:00

thanks everyone [ vballers ] who have gone to see the pics & saved from there cos you know it is impossible to send 40 x 1.3mb snapshots to each & everyone on a wednesday night when everyone demanded the pics to be sent [on wed]. so multiply is the best solution.

& thanks for saying that the pictures are nice, cos i took one whole night to upload them pics & had to push my hw back to upload asap so u guys won't keep nagging me to upload. as you know, i had star program till 7pm, so i was rushing for time to upload the photos. i'm not a straight-As student you know.

but i'm glad! cos the pics [most of 'em] turned out a-okay! yay! i love them & i can't wait for session 2 so there are more pics to add to our gallery which will last till who-knows-when? till we're [hopefully] undergrads, we can still click on that link & reminisce the great times =]

i really enjoy, relish, revel, indulge, savour, wallow, treasure [need more?] the company of the vballers. *note that i wrote it in present tense, which means that i still do =]. thank you so so much for bringing laughter onto my face, making me double-over incessantly, gossiping every now & then, laughing our asses off during dinners, squeezing into a tiny lift, taking the train home, chatting, just the company alone has made me serene inside cos u all are a bunch of wackos, going bonkers together & simply forgetting our sanity once we're caught up in a hilarious, bone-tickling subject.

the team clicks. totally.

really, i'm gonna miss those times, very very very much.
& guess what? i love all of you! =]=]=]
the spastic photos.
the spastic photos will always remind me of innova volleyball team of 2005/2006
=]

YESSSSSA~ [a tribute entry]

2006-05-08T15:53:00.000+08:00

hurrah! can you hear it? crystal clear music, sweet melodies filling your soul, drown in the Bose-like quality...
digress:
for you entertainment product twerps [idiots], life isn't just i-pods ok. Bose is an upper-class sound system reputated to produce the best quality music through their system. it's not a descriptive word. :P

anyways, back to what i was saying, i'll just make it short. the music's clarity just got you mesmerized ain't it? hah! need not answer me 'cuz it's a rhetorical question & i expect no replies.

but! but! this was only possible because of... *drumroll please*

DANIS LIEW YOU ZHI

[wonder if i spelt his name correctly]. hahahaha!
P/S danis: told you i'll post one entry to express my gratitude :P

all thanks to him lah, or this wouldn't have been possible. i'm so sick of the 800kb compressed music size that iwebtunes can only compromise to. it's darn irritating & worse of all, it makes the whole loading process almost true to walking to the other end of the Earth.

see?! loading has become much faster ain't it? & ooooh. by the way, this music file is 8MB. see?! no compressed, sub-standard music that once was almost tabbed "din".

ciao! i see my bed made ready & pillow fluffed up for me already!
zzzzz

chruning stomach : the aftermath

2006-05-07T18:21:00.000+08:00

the fluids in my stomach is slushing like crazy.like, after eating 3 pieces of durian, my poor tummy couldn't take it i guess, & everything just flushed out. eeks. the worst & most grotesque part was, when i peered [literally peered] into the toilet bowl cintents, my goodness my diarrhea was green & foamy. like traditional green tea. just darker.

okay, i think i just grossed out everyone reading this. hah hah hah!

mission accomplised :P

anyways, i think it's retribution. eating something to heaty when i've got a sensitive tummy.

but as i'm typing away, i'm still digging it [durian].

i love durians to the point my ass & stomach hurts. >.<

MI:III -- rabbit's foot

2006-05-06T20:38:00.000+08:00

oh my. i was, am still sick. stupid lah, i've got my dad's genes, sensitive stomach, the doc said i ate something too stimulating, thus the contractions. arrgh. anyways, to make me feel better, my parents are the sweetest.

they reserved MI:III tix and brought me to watch it with a whole tub of popcorn, nachos & coke. mmmmmm. then it was pig's trotters for dinner. my god! PIG'S TROTTERS!!!! my favvvvvvvvvv. heh heh heh... cc n loy etc 'll start laughing their asses off if they see this due to *ahem ahem's* solid calves. yum yum. hahahaha!

but i still haven't got my durian yet & after stuffing myself so much, my stomach's hurting' again. whatever, it was worth it anyways.

anyways, to all, MI:III is FANTASTIC. it's thrilling, seat-grabbing, the suspense virtually kills you whenever Ethan Hunt is racing with time. i got startled one too many times. haha! & it's just like The Sentinel, smart, intelligent with loads of jokes [for MI:III], & all the sassy gadgets. & it's 2 whole hours! need i say more?? haha! i love long movies.

LAMBORGHINI.
she blew up that darn lamborghini. damn! i would want that tooooooo!
& this movie is one big budget film. Rome, Shanghai, Berlin. this flick basically was shot everywhere. & my goodness the technology has got me bedazzled =]

i love motion pictures like MI:III & The Sentinel -- intelligent & advanced.

Aquamarine? give me a break.

oh yea, loy. the movie you wanted to watch is Over The Hedge right? haha, there is this character called Hammy anyways! squirrel :P

double defeat

2006-05-06T00:17:00.000+08:00

oh my. the double defeat should not be us. arrgh.
how cruel one instituition can get -- defeating us flat all in a day's work.
i can't believe it.
i can't imagine teams having to be despondent on the same day & i'm not taking it well. although it isn't me playing, the impact's hit me hard. & i don't know why.

the feeling of knowing that we are competent enough sucks.
the feeling of being eliminated by a minute, insignificant margin is detrimental to the heart.
i guess i need to get a grip.

just slap me, 'cuz i i'm still stuck in my fantasy.
hit me. just hit me.

but i'm still uber proud of ij volleyball team.
the victory over HCI has inscribed vividly in my heart. i can still feel the euphoria running through my veins.
the satisfaction of guys advancing to top 8 is gonna stick with me all the way.
oh man. i so love the team.

emotions.
now i truly know what it means.
a mixture of delirium as well as melancholy.
my emotions have been a roller coaster ride recently.
& i cherish every zealous gusto of it.
be it tears or smiles, anger or disappointment,
i feel human. already.

i'm poignant-jaded.

just ignore me.

no comments please

2006-05-05T23:23:00.000+08:00

yups, save your breath & save your comments. i know myself, the quirky me. dont hesitate to blog hop if you don't like the skin. i don't really either, just couldn't take it when everyone changed skin. arrgh! hahahaha.

so. don't comment ok.

what earthly colors.

crestfallen

2006-05-05T21:31:00.000+08:00

when i received the message from yy, my heart fell instantly.

i really thought we could do it, i could already visualise the screams that we'd be shrieking on the top of our lungs during the top 4 matches. i really did.

but nonetheless guys, you have earned my utmost respect & i salute u all.

cheer up! you all have already etched out your history! for the generations to come =]

...

2006-05-04T23:36:00.000+08:00

i feel punked, duped & deserted.

all the way all the way all the way!!

2006-05-03T21:47:00.000+08:00

once again, i really haven't an inch of an idea that ny was last year's defending champ, & i'm so sorry jen, i really didn't know ccab equals co-cirricular activities branch. i mean, from sec 2 until now, i'm so stupid right? real dumb but whatever, i don't take notice to such things cos they don't humour me. hah!

mmm. subway was drool-enticing, & ooooh, i love slide-up phones. muahahahahahaha! anyways, dozed off in the cab on the way home, feels damn good to cab & only fork out one-fourth of the fee. feeeeels so good. oh yea, i duno what excuse to give sia, escaping, no, scratch that. skipping star program. arrgh. how to face mdm lee tomorrow?!?!?! haha. can't believe koh cherling can be such a worrywart.

anyways, today's main highlight. the stupid VAS [vball asso. of S'pore] 1st referee, u know who i am referring to, is a muthafucking bastard. it was unbelievably explicit. explicit explicit explicit!!! so explicit that the ball was in!!! like what YY said, even the blocker gave blank expressions when they saw the ball fall into their court. bloody bloody bloody hell. stupid fucking referee. sorry i'm so profane or boorish, but heck! stupid referee. one more point cannot isit? is this how you fucking earn your measely pay?! damn you!

oh yea, cabbed to SBC [s'pore bball c......]. whoops. haha, i realised it's been years since i ever went to spectate a bball match. haha. once again, another incompetent referee. but AJ, oh my, their three-pointers, so damn accurate!!! haha!! *salutes* anyways, the "legendary" 3-pointer of our sch was disappointing lah. to say it crudely, and oh yea, we all saw liang hang. damn funny lah. for a moment i thought he grew taller. hahahaha!!!! oops :S kidding kidding. anyways, not bad lah, our sch team.

oh yah, ms. chua is damn cool lah. now i really respect her tolerance witnessing our atrocity on the bball court when we girls take bball for pe. haha. she must have barfed quite a bit privately. hahaha!

i'm so high! i'm so proud of our vball guys! against VJC this fri. i'm sorry i can't make it, i've got priorities -- gp tuition. i know i know, the irony of it. i'm an academic failure. but i know zhen hui can cover me =]

IJC woooosh!

2006-05-02T22:35:00.000+08:00

oh my yvonne!!! you changed [blog]skin! it's making me itchy! i also wanna change T___T but i'm just to tired to rummage around the whole archives. arrgh~ haha. i wan a brand new blogskin too!!! =]=]=] i'll do it over the vesak weekends =]

oh yea. i'm basking in the victorious glorification of INNOVA JUNIOR COLLEGE VOLLEYBALL BOY'S TEAM still. i'm uber proud of them & the euprhoria that flows throughout my veins is ubiquitous. my goodness.

we won HCI 2-1.

oh yea. HWA CHONG BOY'S LIBERO.
you definitely caught my eye[s] today. you are by far [to me] one of the unsurpassed libero i've ever seen in my entire life. really. don't say international players lah, but at [almost] tertiary level, you've awed me wholly. & i have my utmost respect to you. *salutes*

it was fab lah overall. i think i was shrieking & gesticulating so much & so hard till my voice turned hoarse almost immediately after the first set. omg lah, & that [idiotic] jen, say got a man sitting beside her. hmmph :S haha.

anyways, i'm so proud of our infantile team. with regards to experience, half of the team has never played volley for more than one & a half years. man, yet they almost outshone themselves today with their incessant fighting spirit & focusedness. if only us girls had that much of team spirit, i think we'd be a fab team =] they guys' performance today though fluctuating [like what coach said] did well overall lah =]

anyways, i'm totally grovelled whenever the thought of the opponents sobbing in disappointment flashes across my mind. it's just a reenactment of us. against ny.

well, i did my aq outline le! oops~ only one Macau example. but did you know that gambling alone in Macau generates 40% of the country's GDP?!?! it has surpassed Las Vegas!!!!!

oh my god. i've definitely learned something today.

gelare was yummmmmmmmy. =]
thanks coach.

practice what i preach?

2006-04-30T00:06:00.000+08:00

should i change my [blog] skin for the month of May? cos i'm totally in love with this & i have zero intention of changing it, all the whiteness, pureness & innocence makes me feel a whole lot better whenever i click this site, than having a really havoc one & trying to find the peace within. yeps. maybe i shall only change the skin once i've found one i've fallen helplessly in love with this May. haha.

oh my. i'm so sleepy these days, guess my menstrual cycle seems to be performing at a really swell rate. i always get really woozy 3 weeks after the end of my menses. this marks the start of yet another tiresome "housekeeping" routine that we girls have no choice but to stick to. oh yea, i'm sure every lady is nodding their heads in concord. right? hah.

anyways, i've been bugging my parents for a movie excursion once again since the last time i remembered was during CNY. so i'm so looking forward to tmr since they're free tmr.
P.S. i'm so sorry loy, can't acc you go shopping. no money & no mood. =[
yay. The Sentinel. haven't seen Michael Douglas on the big screen for the longest time you know. haha. & oh my, the very hot Eva Longoria. yea, i like admiring at beautiful women, it makes me feel so much more human once again. cos the thought of them having a workout regime everyday & the girdled diet they have to adhere to "bestows" me my freedom to chew & swallow & effectuating peristalsis normally whatsoever whenever & whereever i like.

anyway [ya, i know i'm always anyway-ing cos of my paltry vocab can?], i'm bullshiting on my blog so often i don't feel like updating new juice. cos, i have, like i've said, a lacklustre life & nothing new is happening nor is there any major turn arounds in my life that i've gotta pen down no matter what. i just blog for the sake of it & to familiarise the fluency of me writing. blah. so. tata~ i'm really soporific right now.

out & snoozy-- i'm really zonked out.
sweet dreams=]

i'm irritated

2006-04-28T21:18:00.000+08:00

buzz of you pesky housefly, you're so irksome -- buzzing & hovering around me. scram, before i take an electric fly swatter & fry you into protein crisps. don't get into my way irrtants, cos i'm never the magnanimous cher when it comes to grating me. especially when it's not my day -- basically it's everyday. let me reiterate. i'm peeved.

anyways loy said that i spoke with "character" when i exclaimed "TMD" during our bomberman round against the stupid AI [artificial intelligence]. really meh? i can't distinguish any dissimilarity lei. wahahaha.
p.s. today's udon somewhat became mee hai bak [is it spelt this way? anyways it's the fat short noodle lah].

siao. i'm such a hit & miss person lah. all the random crack.

gahhhhhhh! i'm pining for trainings already. i'm so yearning it-- it's almost lust. that itch, seems to be all-pervading.

my entries become lacklustre as each [entry] is posted up.

needless to say, chEr has a humdrum personality.

i can't help it

2006-04-27T21:04:00.000+08:00

i can't help weeping silently everytime i think about my performance.

i can't help sobbing in the dark when reality hits me that we didn't pull through.

i can't help crying openly when i say sorry to my team mates.

i'm really sorry & i don't know why, once i start, it takes a whole lot of time for me to recover.

i'm really weak inside. so weak i'ma crumble soon. but i'm strong outside. i know i am. so fret not, cherling will always remain & still be the wacky crazy senseless & stupefyingly idiotic me.

p.s. thanks to all who watched me cry. at least you bothered. =]

i just need some time out & here comes stupid study club tmr. i'm gonna lie i have tuition early. like wtf. i have my down times alright?

fuck. i am so weak.

provoked

2006-04-26T23:53:00.000+08:00

never, okay, never ever condescend my school, although it ain't great or fantastic as compared to other colleges, never, slam us and say we suck.

never, alright, ever humiliate my coach, insult my captain or demean us just cos you got into our way.

& hey, too much ego is too masculine. feminise yourself girl! you're nearly old enough to buy a car! ~~oh, and to fuck casually.~~

sorry i said that. but i "blurted" this in the spur of the moment cos the way you slammed us was unforgivable.

what gives? we're just not good enough. hey! you're good! it's good! but no! stabbing us? nada. it's not innova culture =]

we're really peaceful people. just so the school is capable enough to rein fab players to represent the school. fortunate for them, but we worked evern inch of our asses out, so don't insult us when all we wanted was a spot for the quarterfinals. ok?

we're no bigass fools, the way you guys affront us. such disrespect. i despise.

no worries, no one's gonna disclose no one. well, if my english sucks, so be it, at least i've got an integrity prim & proper enough to tackle any mudshots.

ace ace ace!!

2006-04-25T22:57:00.000+08:00

yes!! our guys made it! woo-hoo! a'division top 8 here we come!!!

a job done superbly well. =]=]=] you won't experience the same nerve wreckedness i felt when yy "telecasted live" via sms to me. i could contain my anxiety at all man. oh my gosh. we made it =]

though it was 3 sets but what the heck?! the guys pulled through & yes! =]

P.S. von, must cherish the moment ya =]=]=] tmr we take pic under the same spot again *winks* or else next time really, really, no chance le =]=]=]

i'm sorry

2006-04-25T00:30:00.000+08:00

really, i am. i'm so sorry to the team. i've been such a total let-down to the team. i've never been a good setter. let alone fab, & now, my last & only chance to play in a proper team has diminished.

so on wed against NY, i'll play my best, i'll not let myself down.

i am my own enemy.

i'm so sorry the last point of both sets were lost because of me.

me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

i still can't get over it, although i hate to admit that SA played god-damn well today.

tmr is our [volleyball] big day

2006-04-24T00:24:00.000+08:00

innova,

AJA AJA!!!

which equals FIGHTING in korean.

i don't wanna say too much cos i'm not expecting much. i just want us to play well, without any trace of regret.

innova... ACE

wa lau

2006-04-22T19:10:00.001+08:00

wa lau. angelfire not working for me lah! what stupid error? i'm so sick of having to post iwebtunes where u have to compromise songs at 800 kilobytes when the original is at least 3000 kilobytes. don't ask why am i spelling "kb" out. koh cherling is just unique. do you have to care? hahaha. anyways, i can't wait to upload [almost] crystal clear music that i wanna share with music lovers. i want them [songs] to be in mp3 format. please oh please angelfire!! don't let me down.

i want to upload songs without some size restriction & so the song doesn't get all fuzzy & blur & compressed. idiotic. arrgh.

& iwebtunes, what is wrong? why can't i hear the lovely music ninety-nine percent of the bloody time? i'm irked already you know?

& that stupid angelfire. arrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

haven't started any homework yet since i just got home from m'sia. don't ask me. i went to sweep tombs again. & it wasn't a shopping trip. in fact, i nearly drowned. kdding lah. just rain & rain. how to light incense huh liddat? i think i spelt it wrongly but whatever lah. lucky for me i had my trusty poncho *winks to von* hahahaha!

alright. training tmr, i feel so guilty lah. don't ask me why. i don't wanna say.

must perfect my service tmr.

SAJC BRING IT ON MAN.
i've got my kneepads ready :P

wa lau

2006-04-22T19:10:00.000+08:00

headache

2006-04-21T21:59:00.000+08:00

wassup with my headache? i seriously think it's karma you know, everytime i visit the doc & complain about a little something, it'll definitely surface right after the collection of my medicine. so now it's headache. but i am much consoled that retribution exists in the world, pple need not take actions & jeopardise themselves committing a crime, yet relish the after taste of seeing that hateful someone get his/her own prescription of medicine.

i seriously need to improve my english. what the hell am i writing anyways? so many sentence structure errors, grammatically incorrect, even my spelling is failing me nowadays. shucks.

anyways, Anne Rice is a talented writer if anyone is into books about vampires. she's great. the way she illustrates a character almost materialises him into the world we are living today. you'll start to fantasize about the life of a vamp. that's like so cool lah. most of all, you'll start to love her characters. does Queen Of The Damned ring a bell? yups, this novel-turned-movie was a great watch too. aliyah, in remembrance =]

rights, the only solace i find now is music & novels & my much loved maple. so mama please, don't them away from me. you can have my phones for all i care. you can not buy anything else nice for me for all i care. you can starve me, but don't make me deaf & blind & feel-less [of the keypad].

i just want to make this time right.

stupid probability. it makes me feel darn stupid.

i'm having withdrawal symptoms, not gadget stimulated, but a someone. actually is ORLANDO BLOOM lah! when is Pirates Of The Carribean opening?!?!?! can't wait! *squeals*

untitled

2006-04-18T19:06:00.000+08:00

so tired. first match of A'division today. we won SR but not really that hyped about it. because of mdm lee's sms. kao. you made my day man. totally. & the rest of my academically sucky life at innova. arrgh. i hate this. really. i've got absolutely no mood to study for tmr's bio. all thanks to you.

really. thank you. i can't believe i've got to endure this for the whole of the term,

thanks again huh.

arrgh~

2006-04-16T21:00:00.000+08:00

STUPID KNS MIZUNO AT QUEENSWAY.

IS SIZE 23.5 VERY SMALL??

i'm so farking pissed. >.<

like what the? the difference between wave blocker 4 & wave blocker 2. is 2 models apart ok?!?! stardom ex looks horrid on my thick legs lah. what the.

feet small also cannot like that right? har? HAR????

stupid. had to settle with wave blocker 2. wah lao. so old sia the model. WAVE BLOCKER 4 IS SOOOOOO PRETTYYYYYYYYYYY... T____T

i want wave blocker 4. T_____T

forget it lah. at the very least, i've got my shoes. i won't have to go tripping over my stupid loosely flapping soles. in public summore. haha. but wearing a brand new wave blocker 2 might invite some unwanted whispers around me as i walk into ccab on tues. like what the. T___T

kao. the price diff only abit lor. stupid blocker 4. arrrrrrrrgh.

nvm. i must retain the mentality that my parents are not rich. buy cheap also won't die. think about the blangadeshi & african starving children & a stupid wave blocker 2 is more than i've expected.

i feel contented already. =]

at least long beach compensated something.

i can't believe i'm doing electrolysis tutorial. hahahahaha.

anways, to my PW GROUP. we did fab you know?
it's just the ministry. they can't appreciate my FANTASTIC, MEDAL WORTHY IDEA.

arrgh~ I'M GETTING JITTERY 'BOUT TUES ALREADY. HOW?!?!

i need to be sedated in case i really break out into fits. i'm so farking nervous.

the old chEr

constant massage

racist duckling

pondering real and pondering hard

Bianca Ryans - America's Got Talent Finals

Essay Writing

America's Got Talent

Smoking Area

p/s

relevant GP articles

relevant GP articles

GP quick facts

another side of Sentosa

happy birthday SINGAPORE

farewell dear car... *evil laughter*

bleachin'

it's them pesky crows

Hungry Ghost Festival

ALL HAIL ORLANDO BLOOM

another weekend wasted

quote

the contemporary men

DINNING AREA

talk

unforgettable afternoon nap

museum excursion

a non-smoking Singapore

there goes my saturday

husband-wife jokes

girlfriends

my maple encounter

sudden crave

final showdown

popcorn

nice skin ay..

Lies

anime overload

i'm...

shopping online

quote for the riches =]

get set, go

F**K

sentosa

i must be blind

chest pain

failure at photoshop

far away

bugis village

message board

home alone

i can't wait

DIY

Fruits Basket

muddy water

she's the man

photoshop is so much fun

going crazy

new skin. soon =]

=]

carnivores

bleach

p.s.

i need to VENT

GP prelim [1]

watch at your own discretion!!!

sketch: butterfly

so easily irritated

X-Men 3 : The Last Stand

pirates of the carribean 2

the davinci code [blade & chalice]

house lizards. how i loathe them

chickxpress

am i? am i?

ahem

Angel =]

shagggggggggged

stop asking me.

look what jen got me

period & my complication

appreciated

farewell dear car... evil laughter